Feminism
noun:
The sinister movement that is slowly destroying America. It exists under the guise of helping women move from the kitchen to the boardroom, yet the undercurrents are far more evil. Feminism encourages women to enjoy sex, think for themselves, and make difficult choices in their lives that women simply should not make. Feminism has lead to a spike in abortions and creates many baby killers.
Aside: Feminists hate men and babies.
Feminist
Feminist
noun: A woman who wants to be a man, who ignores the properly defined gender roles upon which our society is built. Identified by innappropriately hairy legs and underarms and a vicious thirst for male blood. Is often seen burning bras, and really anything else they can get their manly hands on.
Abortion
noun
What filthy harlots who enjoy having sex use to murder their babies so that they can go out and have more filthy sinful sex.
These horrible sluts enjoy having sex so much that it’s more important than their baby’s life.
Abortion is wrong and should be illegal, if they can open their legs, they better be ready to have a baby, can’t afford to raise a child? - too bad, you shouldn’t have been doing sinful deeds.
JOB CREATORS
noun
Term given to the top income earners in the country. These people have the burden of employing everyone in the country, so they deserve many tax breaks to be able to afford to pay the salaries of their workers.
Refudiate
verb
To deny the truth or validity of.
Not to be confused with repudiate.
See also: Palinisms
HIV
noun
A plague sent by God to wipe out the evil individuals who choose to live the sinful lifestyle of homosexuality.
Freedom
noun
The right to not be offended by what other people do.
gays, scientists, evolution, atheists, abortion doctors, women who enjoy sex, socialists, democrats, outer space, and Barack Obama want to take freedom away from us.
The Moon
noun
The lesser of two great lights God created on the fourth day. The other being the Sun.
Created to govern the night. (Genesis 1:16)
Bill Nye, a scientist, once tried to disprove God by saying that the Moon is just a reflector of light from the sun. Clearly he is wrong, for it is written in plain English in the Bible.
Barack Obama
noun
Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, who is a Muslim born in Kenya and raised in Africa. He gets his socialist ideas from witches and wizards, because he allowed the Wiccan movie series Harry Potter to flourish underneath him.
Carl Sagan
noun
Carl Sagan was a scientist. He is dead and burning in hell for eternity.
Many atheists worship Carl Sagan and pray to him to give them the power to disprove God.
Dinosaur
noun
Those things whose bones the devil put in the ground to trick people into being gay, having abortions, and becoming socialists.
(Source: abaldwin360)
Scientist
noun
Scientists are practicers of the religion of science. The religion of science says that there is no such thing as god.
Scientists make up lies or tell ones whispered to them in their sleep by Satan, lies that try to disprove the glory of God.
Scientists are very evil, dangerous, and not to be trusted.
If a scientist tries to talk to you, at school, on television, or on the news, cover your ears, don’t listen to the agents of Satan!
Satan
noun
Satan is a gay Muslim communist who once had an abortion, Satan wants to give universal health care to lazy poor people and believes in high taxes on companies and rich people.
